eldritch-abomination:

drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

©

snorlaxatives:

how do i tell someone i don’t care without sounding like i don’t care

communistbakery:

all the other kids with their pumped up kiks

plaidmikey:

Why was luke even given a twitter

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

image

beerkilla:

literally me

jaclcfrost:

[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

fan: *throws water on Calum*
Michael: Whoever just did that, whoever just did that is my new hero
3 Things You Should Never Have Low Standards About:
1) Boys
2) Clothes
3) Coffee

immersings:

I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

5sospenises:

Malum literally is life.